'Haha! You want us to invest all our money in Tom Noe's coin collection!? More like...Tom NO! Am I right?'
...is how this really should have gone. This is a Gate and just generally a buncha dumbfucks all around, really. Wow.
Investigating Gate Crimes is more art than science, but when making a ruling on any alleged Gate, we ask ourselves three basic questions:
Also, no sports. Never any sports.