Haha! The old Trying-Too-Hard-Not-Be-a-Gate-gate! Not too many of these. Top marks, Guernsey. Also, States of Deliberation is a delightfully obtuse name for a parliament. Keep it up. I'm going to visit one day.
Investigating Gate Crimes is more art than science, but when making a ruling on any alleged Gate, we ask ourselves three basic questions:
Also, no sports. Never any sports.